arsene york-hunt
5:04 Tue May 7
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Philosopher René Descartes Would often sneeze when he'd fart, So nobody around Could hear the loud sound While he held his arse cheeks apart.
She thought it unfair, his insisting, To give her a regular fisting.
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Helmut Shown
4:49 Tue May 7
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So now getting back to the smut I gave her one right up the butt On withdrawal, not pretty My helmet all shitty And a watery fart when it shut
Philosopher René Descartes Would often sneeze when he'd fart
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Hello Mrs. Jones
2:30 Tue May 7
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His excuses would bore me to tears I'll celebrate with a couple of beers So now Moyes is toast What we should all want the most Is Champions League in under 3 years
So now getting back to the smut I gave her one right up the butt
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Helmut Shown
11:09 Mon May 6
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Yet again we have run out of "luck," But now I just don't give a fuck An appalling display At the home of the gay But at least there's no more lame duck
His excuses would bore me to tears I'll celebrate with a couple of beers
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Helmut Shown
11:08 Mon May 6
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Yet again we have run out of "luck," But now I just don't give a fuck An appalling display At the home of the gay But at least there's no more lame duck
His excuses would bore me to tears I'll celebrate with a couple of beers
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arsene york-hunt
7:02 Mon May 6
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Ipswich fulfilling their dreams Yet another of our bogey teams, We play like we're pissed Yet one more to the list, All the PL our bogies it seems.
Yet again we have run out of "luck," But now I just don't give a fuck.
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Helmut Shown
6:13 Sat May 4
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A zoophiliac squirted his spunk, In the arse of a fully grown skunk In need of disinfection After withdrawing his erection 'cause the poor thing squited its gunk
Ipswich fulfilling their dreams Yet another of our bogey teams
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arsene york-hunt
4:05 Sat May 4
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She walked in, the epitome of glamour but when she spoke she had a bad stammer. By a stroke of good luck Asked ""F- fancy a f- f- fuck? I've never done it with a Hammer."
A zoophiliac squirted his spunk, In the arse of a fully grow. skunk
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Helmut Shown
3:07 Fri May 3
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I've really got the most sweaty balls As a result of my cheap nylon smalls Cotton undercrackers Should sort out my knackers And stop walking like Neanderthals
She walked in, the epitome of glamour but when she spoke she had a bad stammer
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Hello Mrs. Jones
7:59 Fri May 3
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In Camelot the bold Sir Janus, On our bare bums he would cane us With a swish of the stick With the thin end not thick The result was really most heinous
I've really got the most sweaty balls As a result of my cheap nylon smalls
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arsene york-hunt
3:23 Fri May 3
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How much will the Russians take To end our Moyes heartache, Should push out the boat, To be rid of the scrote, Stump up for everyone's sake.
In Camelot the bold Sir Janus, On our bare bums he would cane us,
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Helmut Shown
12:14 Thu May 2
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A mad knife man isn't much fun, In the US would have been a gun But Trump and his friends And other bellends Biggest cunts under the sun
How much will the Russians take To end our Moyes heartache
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arsene york-hunt
9:43 Wed May 1
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The problem of age is you see You get up all hours for a pee, And much more unlucky, No more fucky-fucky, Hard, your dick wil ne'er again be.
A mad knife man isn't much fun, In theUS would have been a gun
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Hello Mrs. Jones
7:44 Wed May 1
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A white man in Hainault went mad, And sadly he killed a young lad Its normal I'm choosing Some words most amusing But in this case it's really quite sad
The problem of age is you see You get up all hours for a pee
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Mike Oxsaw
6:59 Wed May 1
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There was a young man from Rye, Had a big wart on his jap's eye. Some Carbolic soap Was his only hope Don't know if it works, worth a try.
A white man in Hainault went mad, And sadly he killed a young lad.
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arsene york-hunt
5:37 Wed May 1
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Did I, perhaps, ever mention The poster demanding attention? It's a football website, Just ignore all that shite. It shouldn't rate your apprehension.
There was a young man from Rye, Had a big wart on his jap's eye
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Mike Oxsaw
10:17 Tue Apr 30
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When I think about it, I cringe Stuck my finger up her mother's minge I must have been mad! In front of her dad? No wonder she started to whinge.
Did I, perhaps, ever mention The poster demanding attention?
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arsene york-hunt
9:45 Tue Apr 30
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Her bottom was deliciously pert quite visible from under her skirt I obswerved her affairs, When she went up some stairs And my eyes, I could not avert.
When I think about it, I cringe Stuck my finger up her mother's minge
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Hello Mrs. Jones
6:34 Tue Apr 30
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He thought he'd first have a bash, At licking his new girl friend's gash But his labial kiss Tasted strongly of piss It was clear she'd just had a slash
Her bottom was deliciously pert quite visible from under her skirt
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arsene york-hunt
5:29 Tue Apr 30
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Amongst east european fruit pickers The ladies keep cool with no knickers, But the smell from their crutch, Can be just far too much, The farmers put up warning stickers.
He thought he'd first have a bash, At licking his new girl friend's gash
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